What runs all around the yard without moving?
The fence

What is it that someone else has to take before you can get it?
Your photograph

How would you rearrange the letters in the words "New Door" to make one word?

"ONE WORD" Barang Apakah yang pembuatnya g mau pake? Pembelinya g mau pake? Pemakainya ga bisa lihat?
Peti mati

Barang apa yang kamu buang ketika kamu pake, tapi kamu ambil ketika udah gak dibutuhkan?
Jangkar kapal

Kenapa leher jerapah panjang?
Supaya bisa nyampe ke kepalanya
Kenapa kecantikan lebih penting bagi seorang perempuan ketimbang kepintaran?
Sebab lelaki yang bodoh jumlahnya lebih banyak dibandingkan lelaki yang buta.

Kera apa yang kalo naik ke pohon nggak mau turun, tapi kalau di bawah nggak mau naik
Kerasan bok

Anak apa yang paling jelek di dunia?
Anak-anak bilang sih elo!

What is often returned but never borrowed?
Thanks

What keys can't you put in a lock?
Piano keys

Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold

What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel !!

(Question)What did one volcano say to the other?
(Answer) Do you lava me like I lava you?

(Question) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(Answer) Because they have big fingers

Question: What is greater than god?
What is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it,
The rich need it,
if you eat it you will die. What is it?
Answer: Nothing (Question) Why are giraffes necks so long?
(Answer) So it will reach it's head

(Question) What is the laziest mountain in the world?
(Answer) Mount Ever - rest !!

What runs all around the yard without moving?
(Answer) The fence Did you know.........
All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.

The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.

Did you know.........
The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1 /100th of a second.

Did you know.........
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
( We know you gonna try this !!! )

A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap eh ? )

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.

Did you know.........
Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).

55 percent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. hello, zzzzz zzzz

Pekerjaan apa yang biasa nyari posisi tempat kering dan selalu mundur?
Tukang ngepel

Apa beda gadis baik-baik (GBB) dan gadis nakal (GN)?
GB hanya punya SATU kartu kredit dan JARANG DIPAKAI,GN hanya punya SATU BH dan JARANG DIPAKAI

Binatang apa yg kakinya lima?
Anjing kencing ngobrol sama ayam

Mana yang lebih pandai, anjing atau monyet?
Emang elo pernah sekelas sama mereka?

Enak mana beras import sama beras lokal?
Enak nasi. Emang lo doyan beras?

Apa bedanya celana kolor dengan balon gas?
Kalau Balon gas talinya lepas naik keatas Kalau Celana kolor talinya lepas turun kebawah.

Kenapa laki-laki senang berpikir dan perempuan senang ngomong?
Karena laki-laki punya 2 kepala, perempuan punya 2 mulut.

Mata, hidung, telinga, mulut, badan mirip kucing,tapi bukan kucing. Apaan tuh?
Gambar kucing

Apa yang ada di dalam celana dalam wanita,depannya m belakangnya k?
merek.

Apa persamaan celana dalam, pria, dan hotel?
Sama-sama punya ballroom

Kenapa lambang apotik ular sama gelas?
Karena kalau gajah, gelasnya pecah

Binatang laut apa yang paling tua?
Udang, udah kecil, bongkok, pake jenggot lagi.

Apa persamaannya batu dengan buta?
Sama-sama tidak baik untuk mata.

Kuman apa yang dipatuhi teman-temannya?
Kumandan upacara

Kenapa Amerika bisa maju?
Karena disana, anak umur 5 tahun saja sudah bisa bahasa inggris.

Mobil apa yang bikin nervous, grogi, takut, dan stress?
Mobilang cinta takut di tolak.

Kenapa kalau sedang bercinta maraba raba?
Karena cinta itu buta